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2024-05-03 -Great Cultural Revolution

TRAGEDY: AOC Announces She Was Killed During NYPD Raid At Columbia And Is Dead Again

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Posted by Frank G 2024-05-03 00:00|| || Front Page|| [135 views ] Top

#1 ...That headline is downright Pythonesque.

Mike

Posted by MikeKozlowski 2024-05-03 06:30|| 2024-05-03 06:30|| Front Page Top

#2 She is the parrot.

Posted by Super Hose 2024-05-03 11:58|| 2024-05-03 11:58|| Front Page Top

#3 The Onion has a incredibly pro Hamas post on this

https://www.theonion.com/advisors-assure-biden-this-will-blow-over-once-all-gaza-1851452315

WASHINGTON—As mounting campus protests and arrests over the Israel-Hamas war threatened his fragile electoral coalition, advisors to President Joe Biden assured him Friday that this would blow over once all Gazans were dead. “Just lie low, let a few thousand more bombs drop on densely populated areas, and you’re golden, Mr. President,” said senior communications advisor Anita Dunn, promising the depleted Biden that in a matter of months, there would hopefully be no one left to protest for in the besieged Palestinian territory. “I know things might seem bleak now, sir, but all you need to do is hold the course giving Israel billions in military aid, and this will most likely all be a distant memory by November. After that, it’s smooth sailing ahead. What are the activists going to be angry about then? A bunch of rubble and mass graves?” Dunn went on to stress that with any luck, there soon wouldn’t be any student protesters left alive, either.

Posted by Lord Garth 2024-05-03 14:31|| 2024-05-03 14:31|| Front Page Top

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