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Mom Indicted for Hiring Stripper for Teen
Hat tip to the Captain.
NASHVILLE, Tenn. - A mother faces criminal charges after she hired a stripper to dance at her 16-year-old son's birthday party. Anette Pharris, 34, has been indicted by a grand jury on charges of contributing to the delinquency of a minor and involving a minor in obscene acts. The boy's father, the stripper and two others also face charges.
It's a family affair!
"I tried to do something special for my son," Pharris said. "It didn't harm him."
Next time just send him to Terpsboy, okay Mom?
About 10 people under the age of 18 were at the birthday party in September, including minors who were not related to the family, authorities said. Police spokesman Don Aaron said minors are not permitted in adult establishments. "A person shouldn't be allowed to circumvent that law by hiring a stripper, a lady who took all her clothes off and spent a good amount of time dancing around minors," he said.
"Dewd! Your Mom throws the best parties!"
"Yeah, I just wish she'd keep her clothes on."
"What's that dance she's doing on Billy's lap?"
Anette Pharris took photos at the party and tried to have them developed at a nearby drug store. Drug store employees notified authorities, police said.
Next time, dimwit, use a flippin' digital camera.
"Who are they to tell me what I can and can't show to my own children?" the mother said.
"And their guests, and our neighbors ..."

Posted by: Steve White 2005-05-30
http://www.rantburg.com/poparticle.php?ID=120332