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From the Rantburg mailbag: Dear Mr. President
| Don't look at me. Somebody left it here... |
Dr. Thomas G. Bonow
2200 West 39th Street
Sioux Falls, South Dakota 57105
605-339-7290
bonotbone@aol.com
June 18, 2005
President George W. Bush
The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
Washington, DC 20500
Dear Mr. President
Who has the father godhead in this country?
Your investments have made you a millionaire.
| I thought he was born rich? Make up your mind... |
Are you being paid off?
| Paying off millionaires can be expensive... |
Texas always has the father godhead in this country. Did the Black Race and White Race join together to come against me and now can not handle the His-Spanic, Mexican's.
| You think they might not like you? What'd you do to them? |
Roman Catholic Police Female Godhead.
| Lost me on that one, bub. I assume it's a reference to the Virgin Mary, but I haven't run across any flying squads of Knights of Columbus... |
Is this the Mother goddess country?
| Not that anybody would noice, except maybe you, and you don't sound too sure... |
Will NATO stand for it?
| Do they have a choice? If they notice, that is? |
Will Laura and Dick Cheney run on a third Bush family ticket?
| My guess at this point would be Bill Frist. Obviously you've been talking to the people who populate your head and they say different. Don't believe them. |
Going to close Ellsworth?
| Ellsworth Bunker? Ellsworth AFB? Daniel Ellsworth? |
Are the Jews directing your Iran war with their money?
| Yes. They're also after you. They put up the money for the guy who's been dropping dog turds on your lawn. |
RSVP.
Sincerely,
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