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Efficacious Mud Goods Made in DPRK
Progress contiues it's inexorable march in the DPRK!Pyongyang, July 6 (KCNA) -- Various kinds of mud goods made in the Democratic People's Republic of Korea are popular in local and foreign markets for their medicinal and nutritive properties. A place on the west coast of the DPRK abounds in uncontaminated mud. It contains S, mineral matters, various vitamins, essential amino acid, organic acid, hormone, antibiotic medicine, enzyme, anti-oxidants and other useful substances. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...mud! "Ryuhwanggamthang" (Sulfur Mud) is efficacious for treating and preventing various skin diseases including eczema, and chilblain, burn, neuralgia, arthritis, arteriosclerosis, chronic hepatitis, ulcer diseases, etc. And it's soooooo much cheaper then actual medicine! "Hanjungyokje" (Sauna Mud) is rubbed all over the body before and after sauna. It helps sweat well and makes the skin soft and fair and removes scurf. Especially it is potent for pruritus, nutrition impediment, aging, neuralgia, arthritis and arteriosclerosis. ...and not only that. It's one of the few things we've got plenty of! The cosmetics made with the mud improve the skin nutrition. They help people have dark spots, wrinkles and others removed from their faces. It also helps to camoflage the face when sneaking over the Chinese border! Meanwhile, the seed-covering material and feed additive made with by-products of above-said mud goods make it possible to increase grain output and the production of domestic animals, spawns and meat, and to prevent diseases. Mud steak, mud burgers, mud salad dressing... even on a bad day, there's always KCNA to take the edge off. Posted by: Pinchy 2005-07-07 |
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