Help Wanted: Urdu Translators For Jus News Desk
Aug 02, 2005
JUS News Desk
Bismillah Ar-Rahmaan Er-Raheem
All Praise is to Allah who has blessed us with an outpouring of daily news on the ongoing battles in Afghanistan, South Waziristan and Kashmir. "Of course, if you read the infidel press, you might think things are going badly for our side. But, be assured, those are all lies!" | JUS now requires additional committed and steadfast Urdu translators to join our news desk to translate short news items from Urdu to English. "The last person manning this desk was overcome by djinns and carried out of the office gibbering." | This position requires an individual who has the skills to produce this work quickly, in a quality and consistent manner, and who is sincerely seeking the blessings of Allah.
"Previous heavy drug usage considered a plus" | If you are that person and want to join a dynamic news department, please contact our Urdu Translation team leader, Ahmad Al-Marid at almarid@jihadunspun.com. "Or dial our toll-free number; 1-800-LUV-JIHD" | Peace and Blessings to those who follow His straight path.
JUS News Team
Posted by: Steve 2005-08-02 |