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Top Ten Signs Your Barber Is Working For Al Qaeda
From The Late Show with David Letterman
10. "You change part in your hair, that night it's top story on Al Jazeera"

9. "Instead of small talk about sports, it's small talk about streets flowing with Zionist blood"

8. "Customers pay with cash, credit card, or goat"

7. "Disinfects his combs in a jar of sarin gas"

6. "When he makes a mistake, says, 'Ah, the turban will cover that'"

5. "Got his license at the Al Masadah Barber School and Training Camp"

4. "Manicures are done by sister, Tammi Bin Laden"

3. "During haircut he shouts, 'Death to uneven sideburns!""

2. "His protein-infused deep-conditioning creme rinse? Hummus"

1. "CIA picking up lots of 'chatter' about your dandruff"
Posted by: Steve 2005-10-18
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