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'Mr. Floatie' pulls the plug on race for mayor
VICTORIA, British Columbia -- Mr. Floatie, a community activist who dresses up in a feces costume to decry the pumping of raw sewage into the waters off British Columbia's capital, has withdrawn his name as a candidate for mayor.
Swirling down the drain of history
Well, that stinks...
The city had planned to challenge Mr. Floatie's candidacy in B.C. Supreme Court.
"Wipe him off the slate, your Honor!"
James Skwarok, the man inside the costume, said the city apparently took issue with his candidacy because only real people can run for municipal office. "Of course I'm not a real person," Skwarok said earlier this week. "I'm a big piece of poop."
Over-qualified for the job
Robert Woodland, Victoria's administrator, confirmed that Mr. Floatie is no longer in the running, the Victoria Times Colonist reported Tuesday.
"He pulled the handle and flushed himself"
Mr. Floatie has become a regular sight at public gatherings.
"Hi, kids! I'm Mister Poop!"
Euwwwwwwwwwww!
He passes out pamphlets drawing attention to Victoria's practice of pumping sewage directly into the Juan de Fuca after only a screening to remove solids.
Posted by: Steve 2005-10-21
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