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BOULDER, Colo. - Hardware retailer Home Depot has found itself in a sticky situation, defending a lawsuit filed by a man who said the chain's Louisville, Colo., store ignored his cries for help after he fell victim to a prank - and was glued to a toilet seat.
Seems to be a lot of that going around
Bob Dougherty, 57, of Nederland, Colo., said he became stuck to a bathroom toilet seat on which somebody had smeared glue on Oct. 30, 2003 and felt "tremendous panic" when he realized he was stuck.
"Oh man, somebody didn't wipe the....uh oh.."
"They left me there, going through all that stress," Dougherty told the (Boulder) Daily Camera newspaper. "They just let me rot."

His lawsuit, filed Friday said Dougherty was recovering from heart bypass surgery at the time and thought he was having a heart attack.
"Here I sit, broken hearted. Came to...."
A store employee who heard him calling for help informed the head clerk via radio
"Clean up, Stall four!"
but the head clerk "believed it to be a hoax," the lawsuit said.
"Yeah, right, somebody's ass got glued to a toilet seat. Tell me another one"
Home Depot spokeswoman Kathryn Gallagher said she could not comment on pending litigation.

The lawsuit said after about 15 minutes, store officials called for an ambulance.
15 minutes? Is that all?
Paramedics unbolted the toilet seat and while wheeling a "frightened and humiliated" Dougherty out of the store, he passed out.
They put him on one of the little orange carts?
The lawsuit said the toilet seat separated from his skin, leaving abrasions.
I'll bet
"This is not Home Depot's fault," he said. "But I am blaming them for letting me hang in there and just ignoring me."
He said "letting me hang", heh, heh..

Posted by: Steve 2005-11-03
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