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Three motorcyclists die doing street stunts
LAHORE: Three motorcyclists died while doing acrobats on city roads in various incidents. 20-year-old Saqib, a resident of Garhi Shahu was doing wheelies on the Main Ferozepur Road when he lost his balance and fell on the road.
"Hey, y'all! Look what happens when I do this!... Ow!"
He suffered severe head injuries and was taken to Services Hospital, where doctors pronounced him dead.
"He's dead, Jim!"
His body was given to the family without an autopsy.
"Here ya go, Pop!"
"Ummm... This is a garbage bag?"
"No, no! It's a plastic shroud!"
24-year-old Muhammad Waseem, was doing acrobatics on his motorcycle in Johar Town police precincts when he lost his balance and collided with a footpath. He suffered head injuries and died instantly. His body was given to his family without an autopsy.
"Hey! This plastic shroud leaks! That stuff's all over my upholstery!"
18-year-old Ali, a resident of EME Colony, was racing with his friends on motorcycles on Canal Road when he lost control and collided with a car and died instantly.
"Ha ha! Catch me if you can!... Aaaaiiiieeee!"
His body was given to his family without an autopsy.
"Can I have a sponge, too? I'm really gonna need a sponge..."

Posted by: Fred 2005-11-07
http://www.rantburg.com/poparticle.php?ID=134266