Germany: Killing ants is punishable by law
Edited for brevity.
Gerhard Schröderâs unpopular government has acted decisively to protect workersâ rights - worker antsâ rights, that is. In an effort to protect the humble German ant from the nationâs over-zealous gardeners, 85 ant-protection officers have been appointed.
One way to take care of rampant unemployment--expand the government!
Posted by: Dar 2003-05-01 |