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Germany: Killing ants is punishable by law
Edited for brevity.
Gerhard Schröder’s unpopular government has acted decisively to protect workers’ rights - worker ants’ rights, that is. In an effort to protect the humble German ant from the nation’s over-zealous gardeners, 85 ant-protection officers have been appointed.
One way to take care of rampant unemployment--expand the government!
Posted by: Dar 2003-05-01
http://www.rantburg.com/poparticle.php?ID=13710