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Pilot dumps drunk man on tiny remote island - heh
A drunken air passenger was cast away on an island more than 1,000 miles from home after abusing cabin staff. The unidentified man swore at crew and passengers after being refused a bottle of wine on the four-hour flight from Manchester to Tenerife. He became so abusive the fed-up pilot diverted the Monarch Airlines Airbus to Porto Santo island off West Africa. The Atlantic island, which is 10 miles long and three miles wide, is a two-hour ferry journey to Madeira.

After the plane touched down, the man was marched off by police and had his luggage dumped on the tarmac.
To the cheers of the other passengers, I'll wager

The plane and its remaining passengers then took off again for Tenerife, where it landed almost four hours late after the unscheduled stop.
Posted by: 3dc 2005-12-30
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