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IMPORTANT SCIENCE NEWS....
In pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that after considering Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. In a separate announcement Pfizer Corp. announced today that VIAGRA will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to "cocktails", "highballs" or just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink." Pepsi will market the new concoction as: "MOUNT & DO
Posted by: raptor 2006-02-17 |
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