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"There's a new imam in town" at the NYT (Satire)
by Bruce Fierstein, New York Observer
EFL'd, go read it all. It's hilarious.

. . . Allow me to introduce myself: I am Ali bin-Zabar, the new public editor of The New York Times. Reporting to no one but the Prophet himself, my goal here is not to defend “All the News That Fits,” but to make sure The Times publishes only “All the News That’s Halal.” In short, there’s a new imam in town. And with no further ado, let us proceed down the path to righteousness. . . .
Posted by: Mike 2006-02-22
http://www.rantburg.com/poparticle.php?ID=143499