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The Unit. Heh.
Saw it.

• 13 Heads Roll - none literally - not counting Laser Guided Munition Hit and Gratuitous Mercedescide... figure a Driver, Henchman, and Evil Arms Dealer there, so mebbe 16 Deaders Total.

• All Bad Guys Die. All Good Guys Live.

• No Breasts.

• Gratuitous Interagency Turf Queenery.

• Gratuitous Hollyweird Drama Queenery.

• Gratuitous Power Abusery, Roguery and Back-Stabbery.

• Gratuitous New Guyery With The Right Stuff.

• Gratuitous Rebellious Wife Mongery.

• Gratuitous Mirror Murdery -- Deeply Humanizing -- Plus Comic Relief. Hollyweird Deft, LOL.

• Waay Low-Rent Command Center.

• Lotsa Damned Commercials.

• Really Cute Kid Mongery Almost Saves Non-Action Scenery.

Got the Fibbies right, heh. Always wanted one of those spiffy blue windblazers with the BIG yellow lettering, though. Betcha I could crash concerts 'n stuff with one. Stun baton would assist where needed.

Requesting comments on this or any other Hollyweirdery on troops, the military, WoT, Fibbery, whatevery.

Open Threadery. Bitchery welcome, heh.
Posted by: .com 2006-03-08
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