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Russian pensioner set to take bonk mags to the grave
Gives a whole new meaning to the rigor mortis stiffness...In case he gets buried alive? By Chris Williams A pensioner with a dicky ticker has made plans to be buried with his collection of top-shelf filth, Russian daily newspaper Utro has reported. After a heart attack scare, 65-year-old Vladimir Villisov decided he could not bear to part with his cherished jazz hoard, even in the afterlife. The Mramorskoe man had a customised coffin made to house it, together with his rotting carcass. He explained: "The girls in those magazines have been my companions for years, and I want them to accompany me to the next life." The report gets slightly creepier as Mr Villisov, unmarried, reveals he sometimes lies in the red-satin-lined coffin to - ahem - read his antique Soviet smut. ® Posted by: anonymous5089 2006-03-09 |
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