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Six Busted in Wet T-Shirt Contest
Bay County sheriff's deputies made their first lewd and lascivious arrests of spring break.
A Dread Spring Offensive we can all look forward to.
It started with a wet t-shirt contest that took place Tuesday night at Hammerhead Fred's bar on Thomas Drive.
"Come to Hammerhead Fred's and git hammered!"
Investigators say the male DJs and customers used alcohol to help encourage the female participants to remove the t-shirts, expose themselves, and allow the audience to fondle them and bite their breasts.
Cuz us guys are like that
Capt. Rickie Ramie of the BCSO Special Investigations Unit explained, “They had taken a contest and basically there were females up there performing oral sex on one another, that was the original complaint. And we sent in a couple of investigators in at the time to see what was taking place. Inside they saw, certainly things that would be classified as violations of the law."
Just who do you have to bribe to get on this undercover detail?
Sounds like BCSO needs to have a force reduction: if they have time to bust nymphettes in wet T's, there must be no real crime about.

Posted by: Steve 2006-03-24
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