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Smuggled Ketchup New Menace In AZ School
A new banned substance is making its way around Chandler Basha High School ketchup. Bottles of the condiment have been smuggled into the cafeteria and promptly confiscated when students whipped them out for their burgers and fries.The ketchup conspiracy began last week when school administrators, fed up with students stomping on ketchup packets and squirting the red goo on sidewalks and hallways, limited ketchup to three packets per burger. If they want more, they have to pay up: 25 cents per extra packet. Outraged, about 50 students boycotted cafeteria food a week ago to send a message, and theyre still bringing their lunch this week, said Chris Goldsmith, a junior at the school. "With a cheeseburger or a hamburger, they have, like no bun, so you have to use quite a bit of ketchup to make it taste decent," Goldsmith said. "I think its ridiculous that now we have to pay for ketchup." A black market even started up. Some students are selling their contraband at five packets for 25 cents. Goldsmith said he doesnt know anyone who stomped on the packets, but "as long as it doesnt get on me, Im fine. Thats what I think janitors are for." Principal Kristine Marchiando said janitors have their work cut out for them when the sticky sauce bakes in the sun. "We have to steam clean it and move all of the heavy tables" to remove the ketchup, Marchiando said. In addition to the mess, Marchiando says the ketchup consumption escalated to more than 7,000 packets in one week. "Thats just way over the edge," she said. Shes heard complaints from students that they need more ketchup, but she says "Just be happy you get three. That should be enough," adding that junior high students get only one ketchup packet... Ketchup is just a gateway condiment to smuggling the hard stuff, like Mexican bologna. http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1027257/posts "Authorities on Friday seized 756 pounds of bologna arranged into the shape of a car seat and covered with blankets in a man's pickup..." Posted by: Anonymoose 2006-05-19 |
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