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Naked 'Sorceress' Falls From the Sky
MADINAH — Members of the Committee for the Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vice received a call of a suspected African "sorceress" in the holy city's Al-Seeh neighborhood. Members of the committee along with police went to the suspected den of the black arts to find a naked African woman.
"Don't look, Mahmoud!"
Embarrassed about busting into an apartment containing a naked woman, police paused just long enough for the woman to attempt an escape, still naked, through the window of her flat.
"You'll never take me alive, coppers! [Crash!]"
Police followed in pursuit to discover that the woman had crashed through the ceiling of the neighbor's flimsy house and landed on the floor next to a bed of sleeping children. The woman was arrested, but not before she was provided some dignity in the form of clothing.
"Here, put this on! Stop looking, Mahmoud!"

Posted by: Fred 2006-05-30
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