Dr. Kimmie's Newest Invention Unveiled: Mouthwash
You, sir. Yes, you. Yes, the guy that just knocked the buzzard off the shitwagon. Step right up...
Pyongyang, June 1 (KCNA) -- Scientists in the Basic Science Center under Kim Il Sung University have recently made stabilized chlorine dioxide efficacious for oral diseases.
Efficacious...so you know it's good.
They have already developed chlorine dioxide, a broad spectrum, strong and safe sterilizing disinfectant. They have succeeded in making stabilized chlorine dioxide at the end of the intensified research into applying it to the treatment oral diseases. Its clinical application to many patients shows that it is very effective for sterilizing or deactivating germs in the mouth and for removing foul breath.
Wow, Kimmie! I can hardly smell the Corvoissier on your breath!
When rinsing the mouth with the detergent of chlorine dioxide (0.005-0.2 percent) its effect lasts for over three hours. Stabilized chlorine dioxide is also very powerful in sterilizing pathogens of oral diseases including streptococcus and antinomyces. It kills more than 99 percent of germs of teeth within ten minutes.
In the DPRK, science marches on...
Posted by: tu3031 2006-06-02 |