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Lioness kills idiot at Kiev zoo
A lioness at Kiev's zoo has killed a man who climbed into her enclosure. A Ukrainian of Azerbaijani origin lowered himself into the enclosure using a rope. He was quoted as saying God would save him.
"Hello, you have reached God. I'm out of the office right now. Please leave a prayer at the beep, I'll get back to you."
One of four lions in the enclosure seized the 45-year-old by the throat, and he died at the scene.
Lions, why do they.....oh, right
The zoo - which keeps the lions on an "island" protected by concrete blocks - was packed with visitors at the time of the attack on Sunday. "The man shouted 'God will save me, if he exists', lowered himself by a rope into the enclosure, took his shoes off and went up to the lions," a zoo official told Reuters news agency.
"Look, Sheba, lunch is early today"
"A lioness went straight for him, knocked him down and severed his carotid artery."
Clearly an experienced lioness.

Posted by: Steve 2006-06-05
http://www.rantburg.com/poparticle.php?ID=155013