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New From Doctor Kimmie
Pyongyang, June 19 (KCNA) -- Chongsaengsu good for health is being mass-produced in the Democratic People's Republic of Korea. It is medicinal water which contains over 80 kinds of natural elements including Se and microelements. ...and take it from Dear Leader, it tastes great as a Courvoisser chaser! The water promotes excretion of various kinds of organic and inorganic poisonous substances accumulated in the human body and thus to boost normal function of the internal organs and hemopoietic and endocrine system. That's right! It makes you pee! It also neutralizes poison by alcohol, chemical medicines, poisonous mushrooms, gas and pollution and increases the appetites. Increases the appetites. What a great selling point in North Korea. Got anything that decreases the appetites? It is applicable to the treatment of hepatitis, pancreatitis, gastroenteritis, diabetes, nephritis, pyelitis, hypertension, arteriosclerosis, myocarditis, myocardial infraction, leucopenia and cancerous diseases and the prevention from the radiation damage. Yes, but is it efficacious? In particular, the water helps the growth and intellectual development of children, raises their immunity function, makes the elders full of vigor and prevents aging. Step right up, gramps! And bring up your pygmy grandson too... Years of its clinical test shows special curing effect. The demand for the water, which was awarded a state patent, is on an ever increase. Look for it soon at your local bomb shelter! Posted by: tu3031 2006-06-20 |
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