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Beer Burglar's Snoring Leads Police to Him
A burglar who broke into a small grocery shop in northern Thailand was caught after he hid under the store owner's bed, drank a few beers and started snoring, police said. The same bed that the owner was sleeping on at the time.
"Nomtip, you're snoring again!"
"It's not me, dear! I thought it was you!"
While waiting to flee, the robber drank a few of the stolen beers, passed out and started snoring so loudly that he woke up the shop's owner, who quietly called police.
Posted by: DanNY 2006-06-22
http://www.rantburg.com/poparticle.php?ID=156901