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Russian Farmer Asks Putin’s Permission to Marry Cow
A young Russian farmer from the small village in the Kemerovo region (South Siberia) has asked President Vladimir Putin to allow him to marry a cow, the Komsomolskaya Pravda daily reported Monday.

“All girls have left our small village and moved to the city, so I cannot find a woman to be with. But I see the solution to the problem. I love animals very much and want to ask you when it will be allowed in Russia, as it is in Holland, to marry domestic animals?” his question to Putin reads.

On the cud-ing edge of societal evolution, or an udder travesty? We report, you deride.
Posted by: Mike 2006-07-11
http://www.rantburg.com/poparticle.php?ID=158836