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Misha rips kimmie
Classic butt-rip by his Emperor, Misha. So what does His Majesty think about Kim Ding-Dong Ills plans to set off a test nuke? Were sure youre dying to know. We think that its bloody hilarious. The poor little dysfunctional twit is getting so desperate for attention that hes willing to pop off 50% or so of his nuclear arsenal in order to get the adults to at least look in his direction, much like a particularly ill-tempered three-year-old will smear feces on his teddy bear to get mommy and daddy to give a good damn. But who can blame him? Hes a sad little piece of shit, a midget with a gay haircut in command of a country with the GDP of Podunk, Missouri, who somehow managed to get a hold of a big fire cracker, presumably by pimping out his sister to one of his cousins. Well, actually he got it by pimping out Madeline not-so-bright to the dumbest load of horse crap to ever occupy the White House, but we repeat ourself. And hes been viciously ignored. Nobody wants to come to his birthday parties, all of the cool kids at school are busying themselves sticking KICK ME! signs to his back and even the pig at the local petting zoo is refusing his amorous advances. He is truly a sad little excuse for a human being. But let him set off his baby nuke. Let him, by all means, decimate his arsenal just to get our attention and let us all hope and pray that his latest stunt is met with the same success as his recent launch of his Limp Dong missile, a dick that only managed to stay up for less than 40 seconds. Obviously Cialis and Viagra arent easy to come by in Pyong Gyang. Then, after were all done laughing at this latest premature miscalculation and admiring the warm glow from what used to be a North Korean test site, lets really fuck up his day by wiping an unpopulated, desert island in the Pacific off the map with a single Trident just because we can, making sure to let him know that we wont even have to call the sub back for resupply. Then lets place a Geiger Counter embargo on his pathetic little excuse for a nation. So Kimchee? By all means go ahead. Weve already witnessed the technical expertise of your little insignificant swamp of a nation, and we just cant wait to watch the fallout of your latest attempt. Pun very much intended. Maybe the radiation will turn you into a mutant with the ability to maintain an erection for more than 30 seconds. Go for it. Posted by: DarthVader 2006-08-18 |
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