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Man blames lack of goats for speeding
From correspondents in Ottawa

A SWISS driver blamed Canada's lack of goats as possible roadside obstacles for his speeding through the countryside after police nabbed him, an official said.

The driver was caught travelling 161km/h on Canada's busiest highway between Montreal and Toronto on Sunday.

The posted speed limit is 100km/h.

“An officer stopped the car for speeding along a straight stretch of road and the driver told him he thought it would be alright to go fast because he wasn't likely to hit a goat,” said Constable Joel Doiron.

“I've never been to Switzerland, but I guess there must be a lot of goats there,” he said.

Const. Doiron noted that in his 20 years as a police officer, “nobody's ever used the lack of goats here as an excuse for speeding”.

Police issued the man a $C360 ($430) fine.
Posted by: anonymous5089 2006-09-06
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