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Woman Pleads Guilty in Fake Penis Case

MCKEESPORT, Pa. (AP) -- A woman pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct in connection with a bizarre incident in February that resulted in a fake penis being microwaved at a convenience store.

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Posted by: Jutle Slogum5832 2006-09-15
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