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"Evangelist" says Republicans are preventing the Second Coming
Wall Street Journal
A high point in the annals of moonbattery.

An obscure evangelist named K.A. Paul got some attention Tuesday after he secured an audience with House Speaker Dennis Hastert at the speaker's home in Illinois, where he hectored Mr. Hastert about the page scandal on Capitol Hill and urged him to resign. Far more interesting, however, was Mr. Paul's indictment of all the members of the Republican Party at a rally in Ohio two days earlier. Their alleged crime--delaying the Second Coming of Christ.

I can imagine it now:

"Mister Rove, a Mister Jesus for you on line two."
"Hello."
"Karl. Let me get straight to the point. I need to come back to town for a few days."
"No."
"May I remind you, Karl, that I am the King of Kings, the Lord of Lords, the Angus Dei and Son of the Big G Himself?"
"May I remind you, sir, that I am the shadowy supreme mastermind of the Bushitler-Haliburton cabal that arranged the 9/11 attacks, stole the 2000 election, questioned Max Cleland's patriotism, and outed secret agent Valerie Plame? You think your dad can top that one?"
"Uh . . . I see your point, Karl. . . . Next month, maybe?"
"Depends on how fast we can steal the oil in Iraq. Call me in a few days. We'll talk. Maybe even do lunch."
"Okay."
"Ciao, baby!"

According to the Cleveland Plain Dealer, the Indian-born Mr. Paul, who is now based in Houston, said that the administration's foreign policy has made it impossible for Christian missionaries to work in Syria, Iran and Iraq. "God is mad at this country," he told onlookers. In the crowded category of domestic events and world developments that are now being blamed on Mr. Bush, preventing the Second Coming takes the cake. All the same, inquiring minds both religious and secular will now want to know: Exactly when would it have been if the GOP hadn't delayed it?
Posted by: Mike 2006-10-13
http://www.rantburg.com/poparticle.php?ID=168521