Live from Ramadi: The Enemy of My Enemy
by Jules Crittenden, Boston Herald
During a lull between smart bombings, Jihadi sniper post 13, Ramadi.
Achmed: My brothers did you see this news?A great victory!The Pelosi has defeated the Bush of Amerikiyah!
Farouk: But Achmed, why do we care when the Christian dogs squabble among themselves?
Achmed: Because the enemy of my friend ... no, wait ... the friend of my brother-in-law ... no, thatÂ’s not it ...
Ali: ... The enemy of my enemy is my friend, you donkey.It is like listening to the chattering of gerbils.Yes, brothers, this is a great victory.The Democrat Pelosi has delivered the Mother of All Thumpings to al-Bush, of the Republican tribe.I have seen it on the CNN. Al-Bush has even fired the Rum-esfeld war criminal, who will soon be sent to the hated Crusader gulag of Guantanamo!
Farouk: So ... al-Pelosi is our friend!
RAT-TAT-TAT-TAT-TAT-TAT-TAT-TAT!
Achmed: By the beard of the Prophet!That pork-eating infidel of a Marine is getting better!
Ali, picking himself up from the floor: Well, Farouk, it is true al-Pelosi is very useful, and she is the enemy of our enemy. Soon, the "Why Do They Hate Us" Commission will be formed to study the crimes of the Cheney-Bush.And then, these Crusader Ameriki boots will no longer soil the ... er ... soil of Iraq.They will be gone!This makes the Pelosi our friend.
Farouk: Ali, why do they hate us?
Achmed: Incoming, my brothers!
KABOOM!
Ali, dusting himself off: Farouk, you goat, it is WE who hate THEM!
Farouk: Even this Pelosi?But if the Crusader boots are to be gone, can we not then join the dhimmi in singing "Kumbaya."
Ali: No. No "Kumbaya" singing.
Farouk: But Ali, I like this song. It is fun to sing!
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Posted by: Mike 2006-11-10 |