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Tales from the Crossfire Gazette©
Four more suspected criminals were killed ‘crossfire’ between the criminals and the law enforcers in Kushtia early Sunday, raising the ‘crossfire’ death counts to 708 since June 2004.
Everyone of them a dead commie.
With the death of the four on Sunday, the death count in such incidents rose to five since the caretaker government assumed office on October 29.
Caretaker gummint won't mess with the RAB, it's one of the only parts of B'desh that works ...
The deceased were identified as Babul and his associate Abbas of the outlawed Purba Banglar Communist Party.
How strange, they weren't Islamicists.
The police said they intercepted a gang of extremists on Mohishadanga road under the Islami University police station at about 4:00am while they were going to nearby Ranjitpur.
That's what you get for traveling under a police station at 4 am in B'desh ...
Sensing danger, the extremists opened fired on the police who retaliated, triggering a half-an-hour gunfight.
Spider senses tingling on both sides, and an irresolute gunfight ensues ...
Babul and Abbas died on the spot, the police said.
"Which spot?"
"That spot! Sez 'rosebud' right there!"
The police recovered a light machinegun from the spot.
Ohhh, nicely armed! That goes in the RAB gun crib for another outing ...

Bonus Crossfire!

In another incident, a police team encircled the house of one Gafur Ali at village Goiripara under Daulatpur upazila ...
No, we have no idea where that is ...
... upon information about gathering of a gang of robbers there at about 3:00am.
So these guys were the first act, it seems ...
The robbers opened fire on the law enforcers, forcing them retaliate.
Of course they did.
Shafirul and Mijan received bullet wounds while trying to flee from the scene ...
"Ooch! Ouch! That hurts!"
... and died on the spot, the police claimed.
"Rosebud!"
"Rosebud!"
The police also arrested three other robbers — Abdul, Zaker and Kamal, and seized a pistol with eight bullets from the spot.
Abdul, Zaker and Kamal soon to star in a Crossfire near, ... well, maybe Goiripara.

Posted by: Steve White 2006-11-14
http://www.rantburg.com/poparticle.php?ID=171910