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The case of the missing doinker
Police seeking owner of penis
Police in South Africa
Where else?
are trying to trace the owner of a severed penis which was found lying on the ground in a village.
"Hello? I'm calling about the severed doinker. I think it might be mine."
"Can you describe it, sir?" |
The penis, which was not attached to anybody, was found on the ground outside a house in the small village of Masoyi, in the Mpumalanga region of eastern South Africa.
"Whoa! What's that?"
"I dunno, but it's not attached to anybody!" |
The police were called by the man who found the penis, which was not his penis, last Friday morning.
| "Hello, police? Lookee here, there's a schlong lying in my back yard... No, it's not mine... Of course I checked!" |
According to local police Superintendent Benjamin Mtsholi Bhembe, the man saw an unusual object on the ground outside the house he was taking care of.
| "Hmmm... That's unusual." |
'On closer inspection, he realised that it was a man's private part,' said Bhembe.
| "Why, it looks like a pizzle!" |
Initial police investigations around the neighbourhood which we imagine involved knocking on people's doors and asking ' have you lost your penis?' proved unsuccessful. Authorities are urging the penis's owner to come forward. If you have lost you penis, you are advised to contact your nearest South African police station.
Posted by: anonymous5089 2006-11-20 |
