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Santa's donkey (???) tragically decapitated in brutal, unexpected crash
 Elves and kiddies hit hardest. Wait, did they say a donkey? Are Santa reindeers jobs being outsourced to third world donkeys?Santa will have to rent a donkey to help him this Christmas after one of his animals met a tragic end. The creature - made of polystyrene - was decapitated after making contact with live cables as Santa drove along a road cordoned off after an accident. The earlier crash - at Tadcaster, North Yorkshire - had left the wires exposed. Emergency crews were amazed when a man dressed as Santa, towing a nativity scene on a trailer, ignored the closure and his plastic donkey touched a cable. In the original accident, a woman's car hit an electricity pole, bringing down the wires. She was not hurt, despite her vehicle turning over, but was treated for shock. Now Santa is hoping someone will give him a new Reindeers not good enuff for you? Is that so? I call that discrimination! Posted by: anonymous5089 2006-12-02 |
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