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Mugabe to be life president as country starves
 ZIMBABWE has the highest inflation and lowest life expectancy in the world, not to mention the highest percentage of orphans. So desperate is the shortage of food that President Robert Mugabe's guards have been spotted shooting squirrels in Harare's botanical gardens. | Mugabe has done "so many wonderful things" for Zimbabwe it was likely delegates to the conference would appoint him for president for life. |
However, Mr Mugabe, 82, may be rewarded by being made president for life at his party's annual conference this week.
| The very idea kinda takes your breath away, doesn't it? |
| Could always root for another case of intestinal cancer ... |
Among the main proposals to be discussed is postponing the next presidential elections from 2008 until 2010. The powerful National Security Minister and secretary for administration in the ruling Zanu-PF party, Didymus Mutasa, said last week Mr Mugabe had done "so many wonderful things" for Zimbabwe it was likely delegates to the conference would appoint him for president for life.
Posted by: Fred 2006-12-11 |
