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Man whose sex drive rose after injury claims £3.5m
A Christian newly-wed has filed a £3.5 million compensation claim against his employers, saying that his marriage was ruined because his sex drive spiralled out of control after he injured his head at work. Pic of the little woman at the link. I advise against looking. Stephen Tame, 29, from East Bergholt, Suffolk, fell from a gantry while working in a bicycle warehouse in January 2002. Got that? He wuz dropped on his head four years ago. Although he made a full physical recovery after two years of specialist treatment, The flat spot is mostly all gone now... he claims that the accident led to severe sexual disinhibition, which is destroying his marriage. The formerly mild-mannered bicycle warehouse worker now emerges as... Doinker Man! His wife, Sarah, 30, has had to spend nights away from him to get some respite, "C'mere, baby!" "I can't take it no more! I'm outta here! This is what my back looks like!" and he has resorted to using pornography and visiting a prostitute. "'Allo, sailor!... Mmmmph!... Mmmmph!... Hey! Get offa me!" Mrs Tame, who got married to her husband eight months before the accident, was also shocked to find that he had been unfaithful to her, with a 57-year-old woman who attended the same church. "I mean, I didn't even know she wuz a woman, what with the whiskers and all..." Mr Tames lawyers say that his behaviour has become rude and physically aggressive. "I don't care if he was dropped on his head, counsellor. He can't do that in my courtoom!" He is suing his former employers, Professional Cycling Marketing, for damages, through his wife. "Yeah. It's their fault. It's all their fault!... Hey! Nice cat! Is that a female?" In September last year judgment was entered in favour of Mr Tame on the basis of 100 per cent liability. Judge Michael Harris must now decide how much compensation to award. "Eeeeew!" "What's it worth to yez to make him stop doing that where you can see it?" Mrs Tame, who is now living with her parents, wept as she told the court of her reaction to her husbands infidelity. I was in total shock. "He didn't even try to be subtle about it! Just jumped her, right there at the prayer meetin'!" "It was horrible. I was in turmoil. We love each other, but the love is slowly going. When I left we were not living apart as such; I was just having a respite. "You know, just takin' a week or two off until the blisters healed up..." "My head was in turmoil. "It spun around 360 degrees! I projectile vomited! And that was just to warm up!" We both try to pray every day and we try to pray together. "Lord, please make him leave me alone!" "Lord, please make her pants fall down again!" "The church has been supporting us and they are trying to keep us together. They tell us not to make any harsh decisions. She added that her husbands carers had advised her to sleep in a separate bed to avoid encouraging his high sex drive. "Yeah. Don't egg him on. You might want to gain some more weight, too. And stop washing your hair." Asked by the defence whether she had separated from Mr Tame to increase the value of the compensation claim, she said: That was never my intention in leaving. I was becoming mentally ill because of the whole issue of the accident. She is seeing a counsellor and taking antidepressants. Posted by: Fred 2006-12-13 |
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