A new magazine for U.S. soldiers
Drill geared toward âmen who serveâ, but published by UK firm
âFor men who serveâ proclaims the strapline, above a photo of the scantily clad supermodel Victoria Pratt, decked out in olive drab denim shirt and a camouflage bra. Inside, youâll find features on what itâs like to be a brain surgeon, martial arts, sex tips from Sergeant Rock, and a list of the 50 dumbest moments in rock ânâ roll history. The style is Loaded meets Soldier of Fortune. This is the new magazine for the U.S. military. And itâs straight from the UK.
DRILL WILL COME OUT this November, to be sold bi-monthly on newsstands for $3.25 in U.S. military bases and wherever U.S. forces may be sent. The men who serve might be surprised to know, however, that the publisher is John Brown Citrus Publishing, the British customer magazine specialist. For Simon Chappell, president of John Brown Publishing Inc, the companyâs U.S. division, thereâs little to be surprised about: âThe UK is way ahead of the U.S. in customer publishing. The quality of the creative in the U.S. is far behind.â JBCP was introduced to the deal through links with two U.S. entrepreneurs, whom Chappell declines to name. With an editorial team fresh from Maxim, Arena, Stuff and FHM, the style is definitely boyâs own. But what about the women, estimated to make up about 15 percent of U.S. active military personnel? Chappell shoots the question down: âIf this were a free magazine given out by the government, yes, it would be for women too. But we have chosen to target men, without alienating women.â
As the company proclaims, active duty personnel in the U.S. military earn more than $43.7 billion a year, and their subsidized food and housing keeps their disposable income relatively high. The list of advertisers includes Ralph Lauren, Calvin Klein, Coors, Coca-Cola and Timex, paying between $3,000 for a quarter-page ad and $17,000 for a spread. Whatâs most striking about the magazine, though, is the sheer gall of the style â irreverent, adrenaline-rushed, irony-soaked, choked with military jargon. In fact, you canât shake off the suspicion that it might all be an elaborate piss-take, not so much celebrating the men who serve, as sniggering at them.
If it is, it'll crash within a year... | Chappell insists, however, that the tone is âpitched just rightâ. The title has undergone market testing, with a positive reception: âWe think we are up against the line, but we are not stepping over it.â With a circulation target of 130,000, and a 400,000 initial print run, heâll be hoping G.I. Joe gets the joke.
Since we havenât seen it and reportage & PR are notoriously riddled with bullshit we canât be sure... But it certainly sounds like a fucking ripoff from an egomaniacal asshat. I think his numbers are bogus and FHM, Maxim, and Stuff? Hmmm, the "editorial" theme sounds very simplistic. Whatâs most remarkable about US forces, besides their fighting abilities, is how well educated and sophisticated many of the troopers are... From the article, it seems this wanker thinks theyâre all bumpkins with a woodie. Hey, maybe itâll be a hit and the story misses the mark. Of course, if I was this dink Chappell, Iâd make sure I stayed away from the BX while the juryâs out. Far away. At least 2500 yds, in fact.
Posted by: .com 2003-08-16 |