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Today's Idiot
 Police hunt pub urinal thiefLONDON (Reuters) - British police said Friday they were hunting a man who stole a urinal from a pub toilet. The suspect walked into the Royal Oak pub in Southampton, on the English south coast, ordered half a pint of beer and then made several visits to the men's toilet. The half-pint should have been the first tip-off that this clown was up to 'no good™'. There he carefully removed a white urinal from the wall, stuffed it into a rucksack and was captured on closed circuit television walking out with the bulging sack on his back. "He made a very, very expert job of dismantling it from the wall and turning the water off. A very professional job," landlord Alan Dreja said in a video posted on the Southampton Daily Echo newspaper's Web site. A police spokesman said the thief may have been a tradesman. "One of the theories is the guy is some sort of cut-price plumber who is going round and stealing parts to order," he said. "Hi, Mr. Plumber? Why are there crusty pubes on my new toilet?" Posted by: Free Radical 2007-01-06 |
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