Giant owl attacks drinkers
A GIANT owl that devours foxes and small deer is terrorising shoppers and drinkers in a town centre. It launches itself off high roofs and swoops on passers-by with talons outstretched carrying them away to their doom. Late-night shoppers and revellers even take taxis to avoid falling prey to the eagle owl, which has a 5ft wingspan. It set up home on the roof of Middlesbrough train station in September but turned nasty over Christmas.
Craig Smith told how the bird swooped on him from behind as he ran through the station car park to catch a train from the Teesside town. He recalled: I heard a loud woo-woo noise ...
"Zoiks, Scooby, that's no train!"
... and looked over my shoulder to see this creature with silver wings, claws stretched out. I ran as fast as I could on to the platform and it flew away."
Aieee! Run! Flee for your wretched lives!
Another victim dad-of-four Mark Fryett, 40, had to fight the bird off. He said: I was leaving work when I heard a hoot and a whoosh and saw this big white face coming at me. I put my arm up and hit its wing and it fell on the floor, but got up again and flew off. I was really shaken up. It was like something out of Harry Potter I thought it was going to pick me up! . . ."
But who is it? Whooo? Whooooo?
Rachael Stewart, of the Kirkleatham Owl Centre in Redcar, North Yorks, said: We think it must have escaped from a travelling show.
The Who Tour '07?
Volunteers have tried to catch it a couple of times. Its not dangerous to people ...
Yeah, right! Easy for you to say!
... but it will have to hunt to survive.
But, . . . once it's tasted human flesh, . . . . I mean . . . .
It could easily kill a cat or small dog.
I'm not sure I believe her. Remember what the Log Lady says: "The owls are not what they seem."
Posted by: Mike 2007-01-15 |