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Humor test to see if you are an RBer
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on US 95 South, just outside of Washington. Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened; what's the hold up?""Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, John Kerry, and Nancy Pelosi. They are asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection." The driver asks, "On average, how much is everyone giving?" "About a gallon." You are an avid RBer if you saw the punch line coming about halfway through. It's a bit dated, so feel free to update it by adding names. I added Nancy's name to save everyone the effort! :-) Posted by: gorb 2007-02-05 |
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