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Super toilet made for modern kings and queens
Now that's a shitter...Think you deserve a throne? A U.S. plumbing firm has created a luxury toilet equipped with laptop computer and flat-screen TV which it plans to give away in an online sweepstake. Ohio-based Roto-Rooter says its "Pimped Out John" is designed to "fulfill all your wildest bathroom dreams." Well...almost. Special features include an iPod music player and speakers, an Xbox video game console, a refrigerator filled with drinks and snacks and a cycling exercise machine. You can keep the snacks, thanks... "The bathroom is the perfect place for your very own throne. It shouldn't always be regarded as the room of last resort," said Steven Pollyea, Roto-Rooter vice president of marketing, in a press release emailed to Reuters. "The average person spends 11,862 hours in the bathroom, which equals one year, four months and five days in a lifetime... a toilet should be the most wonderful location in your home." Damn right! Roto-Rooter spokesman Paul Abrams said the firm spent about $5,000 on parts and components to customize the toilet. Any resident of the United States could win this "gleaming monument to personal convenience" by entering the sweepstake at www.rotorooter.com before April 2. I wonder if their server will crash? You might never want to leave your bathroom again. My wife thinks I spend enough time in there now... Posted by: tu3031 2007-02-07 |
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