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Two explosions reported in Ein el-Hellhole
A bomb exploded Tuesday in Ein el-Hilweh refugee camp in south Lebanon slightly inuring a girl, a Lebanese security source reported.
From a safe distance... Wearing a flak jacket...
According to KUNA, the bomb exploded at the entrance of Ali Ahmad Al-Zubeidat house in Ras Al-Ahmar neighborhood, which led to the injury of his daughter Fatmah, 18.
"Fatmah! Look out!... Oooh! That must hurt!"
Following this blast, shooting was reported between Fatah activists and members of Islamic factions.
"Ali, who are we shooting at again?"
"We’re shooting at that islamic faction over there."
"But Ali, arn’t we a islamic faction?"
"Nah, Fatah is a muslim activist group. There’s a difference."
It should be noted that the son of the owner of the house, which was targeted is a member of Fatah.
So, I guess that means it must have been the islamic faction, or somebody else.
Meanwhile, a dynamite stick went off last night in a barrel next to the home of the chairman of the municipality of Libya, Ali Al-Jabali in the western Beqaa, but no damages were reported.
Must be the Al-Hellhole version of a M-80 in a mailbox.
Al-Jabali, a Hezbollah official, said in statements that he does not accuse anyone and it is the security forces mission to discover the perpetrators.
He doesn’t expect them to do anything either.
"I ain't accusin' nobody of boomin' my trash barrel. I has my suspicions, mind yez, but I ain't accusin' nobody... It was only one stick of dynamite, after all... Next time it could be more... Help me get this 9" shard of garbage can out of poor Fatmah's forehead, wouldja?"

Posted by: Steve 2003-08-27
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