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Nuke the Nuke
James Lileks has the answer:"Why not nuke North Koreaâs nuke test? Theyâve said theyâre going to have a test; I presume we know where that will be. So we nuke it the day before. Thereâs a big explosion, a mushroom cloud; they blame us. We say what are you talking about? You said you were going to light one off. And you did. No! You did it! Right. We nuked your nuke test. And that makes sense . . . how, exactly? It would certainly keep them off their game. And just after we nuke the test - and every subsequent test, of course - we put a call to Liâl Kimâs cellphone, and someone with a Texas accent says oh, Iâm sorry, wrong number. I was tryinâ to reach a live man." Posted by: Steve 2003-08-29 |
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