UFO science key to halting climate change: former Canadian defense minister
It's so friggin obvious...
OTTAWA (AFP) - A former Canadian defense minister is demanding governments worldwide disclose and use secret alien technologies obtained in alleged UFO crashes to stem climate change, a local paper said Wednesday.
He's "demanding"? What is he, a friggin Muslim...
"I would like to see what (alien) technology there might be that could eliminate the burning of fossil fuels within a generation ... that could be a way to save our planet," Paul Hellyer, 83, told the Ottawa Citizen. "Nurse, Paul's off his meds again!" | How do ya think Santa get's those reindeer to stay up in the air, Paul? You're in Canada, so why don't you call the North Pole and ask him?
Alien spacecrafts would have traveled vast distances to reach Earth, and so must be equipped with advanced propulsion systems or used exceptional fuels, he told the newspaper. Such alien technologies could offer humanity alternatives to fossil fuels, he said, pointing to the enigmatic 1947 incident in Roswell, New Mexico -- which has become a shrine for UFO believers -- as an example of alien contact.
Maybe there's even plans for a hybrid Gulfstream IV, whiich would get the peasants off of rich people's asses. What a boon to humanity that would be!
"We need to persuade governments to come clean on what they know. Some of us suspect they know quite a lot, and it might be enough to save our planet if applied quickly enough," he said.
Maybe. And maybe they have some anti-psychotic medications that might be of great interest to...someone like yourself?
Hellyer became defense minister in former prime minister Lester Pearson's cabinet in 1963, and oversaw the controversial integration and unification of Canada's army, air force and navy into the Canadian Forces. He shocked Canadians in September 2005 by announcing he once saw a UFO.
Well, at least they know what they're dealing with here then.
Posted by: tu3031 2007-03-01 |