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Britney: 'I'm The Antichrist'
 Friends of Britney Spears have revealed the singer scrawled the devil's digits, 666, over her bald head and screamed "I'm the Antichrist" in rehab last weekend. That girl takes herself entirely too seriously... One pal told the News Of The World, "The clinic people just didn't know what to do. They knew they weren't supposed to laugh. They're paid not to laugh. But they really couldn't keep a straight face... "Then she started screaming, 'I'm a fake! I'm a fake!'" We knew that. The friend added, "Later that night she tried to kill herself. She attached a sheet to a light and tied it around her neck. "Jump! Jump!" yelled the staff... "Paramedics were called but luckily she was unhurt." "Can you guys show her how to tie a decent knot?" Fortunately, friends say Britney's apparent suicide attempt was We guessed that, too... And now they say the 'Toxic' tunestress has had a complete turnaround - she wants to get back with her ex K-Fed, who's lately been described as her "rock", and have another nipper. A source said, "She has been talking to Kevin every night for hours on the phone (from rehab) telling him she still loves him. "Oh, baby, I lubbbb you!" "She just wants to be with him again and thinks having another baby will seal their marriage." Yeah, sure. That always works. Posted by: Fred 2007-03-06 |
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