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Damm near killed him! Thanks to Silent Running:A horrific firecracker accident which left an Illawarra man incontinent and unable to have sex has prompted warnings from police and health authorities. The 26-year-old man suffered a fractured pelvis and severe burns to his genital area after a firecracker exploded between the cheeks of his buttocks. Kids, leave these things to professionals! The man suffered extensive injuries from the explosion and required emergency surgery. He now has a colostomy and a catheter, and is sexually dysfunctional. Good, now he wonât breed more idiots like himself. Dr McCurdie said he believed the man had stumbled while the firecracker was in his buttocks, and fell down on it. Thereâs more really gross details at the link, if you really need to know what happens when you sit on an explosive. It is not known whether the man had been imitating the cult prankster film Jackass, a hit in the United States. In the low-budget film, the men place firecrackers in their buttocks and they shoot into the air. I canât think of any other reason to do something this stupid. The story doesnât say if alcohol was involved, but Iâd say that was a safe bet.
Posted by: Steve 2003-09-05 |
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