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Birkhead's The Daddy
Larry Birkhead is the father of former Playboy Playmate Anna-Nicole Smith's daughter, DNA tests have revealed.Comes as a surprise, doesn't it? I'd never have suspected...  The jubilant dad, speaking after a closed court session, said: "I hate to be the one to tell you this but, I told you so. I'm the father. My baby's going to be coming home pretty soon.""All that money's gonna be coming with her!" The photographer added: "Nothing's been determined except parentage. It's been a long road and I'm just happy to have this behind me." "I just hope nothin' Howard K. had me sign comes back to bite me! I'm a lover, not a genius. Come to think of it, aside from bein' pretty, I'm pretty much below average. I mean, think about it. Anna Nicole and I found things to talk about when we weren't humpin'." Dr Michael Baird, a DNA expert from Ohio, presented his findings to a Bahamas court. It was needed as Howard K Stern, who was Anna-Nicole's partner at the time of her death, had claimed to be the dad of Dannielynn. A third man - Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband Frederic Von Anhalt - also claimed paternity. I was hoping it was me. The other 749 guys she apparently slept with that month were hoping it was them, too. Really, she liked me best because I was kind to her. I gave her a little something to soothe the blisters. She snorted it, of course. After the results were revealed, Stern said he loved I guess Babydaddy did sign something then... Stern said: "I'm obviously very disappointed, but my feelings for Dannielynn have not changed." "I'll get mine, my pretty! And yer little dawg, too!" He had lived with Anna-Nicole in the Bahamas and is listed on the child's birth certificate as her father. You gotta bang her when the baby's conceived to be the babydaddy. No matter how many times you bang her after the kid's born, it still won't make you Paw. Anna-Nicole died of an accidental drugs overdose on February 8 in a Florida hotel room. Daniel Smith, her 20-year-old son, died in his mother's hospital room where she gave birth to Dannielynn, from a reaction caused by drugs. Stern has hired a lawyer to tackle media who he believes are implicating him in the deaths of Anna-Nicole and her son. Whoa! Just one surprise after the other, ain't it? However, a lawyer for Anna-Nicole's mother, Virgie Arthur, indicated she might seek joint custody Posted by: Fred 2007-04-11 |
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