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Maan's Gaza Hijinks
 Gaza - Ma'an - Palestinian security sources have reported that two Palestinians were injured on Friday as a result of misuse of weapons in the Rafah and Deir Al-Balah areas of the Gaza Strip. Oh, good. They could use a slow night. Gives them a chance to reload and feed Alan Johnston... The security sources told our correspondent in Gaza that the first citizen is an activist in the Islamic Jihad movement. He received an injury to his hand when a hand grenade exploded inside his home in Rafah, in the south of the Strip. The pin comes out...the pin goes in...the pin comes out...
Probably wedding practice. Which leads us to... Hebron - Ma'an - Seven Palestinians were injured during a wedding in the West Bank city of Hebron on Thursday evening when shots were fired in the air. Nah, Mahmoud, the bullets just go up into space... Palestinian security sources reported that the groom's brother started shooting in the air using an automatic weapon. Just minutes later, his hand slipped and he injured 7 guests who were taken to hospital. One of them was described as being in a critical condition. Okay. While the band takes a break, here's the groom's brother with an AK-47 solo... The security officials in Hebron condemned this incident, assuring the need to confiscate weapons from the citizens because the proliferation of weapons contributes to the increase of lawlessness. Aw, c'mon guys. It's a wedding, for crissakes! And nobody died, so that's good luck for the happy couple... Qalqilya - Ma'an - on Thursday evening, Capt. Mahmoud Iwesi from the general Palestinian intelligence was injured by mysterious gunfire east of Qalqilya city in the north west of the occupied West Bank. Ah, ye olde "mysterious gunfire"...
He looked "suspicious". So we "mysteriously" shot him...
Posted by: tu3031 2007-04-20 |
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