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Islamic Ideology, Jihadist Doctrine or Spiritual Quest? - You Decide!
[ open on Wahabbist mosque, Imam and terrorist arguing ] Terrorist: It's a war for Islamic domination! Iman: It's a spiritual quest! Terrorist: It's a war for Islamic domination! Iman: It's a spiritual quest, you donkey! CAIR Spokesman: [ enters quickly ] Hey, hey, hey, calm down, you two Islamists. Global jihad is both a spiritual quest and a war for Islamic domination! Here, I'll load up your bomb vest.. [ stuffs C-4 into pouches ] ..and issue a fatwah condoning it. [ hands imam a scroll ] [ Imam reads scroll while terrorist straps on vest ] Iman: Wow, this sanctifies everything! Terrorist: And just look at my new vest! But will it detonate? CAIR Spokesman: Hey, global jihad threatens every other leading political ideology, 2 to 1. It's intolerant, and easy to trigger. Iman: And it's holy! CAIR Spokesman: Sure is! Perks up anything from a Friday prayer session to a huge terrorist rally! Terrorist: Made from an exclusive non-percussive formula. Iman: I haven't even finished reading this fatwa and I'm ready for another! Terrorist: But what about the Jews? CAIR Spokesman: Jews, shiites, even moderate Muslims, are wiped off of the map. [ Imam briefly shows fatwa to terrorist ] Iman: So, shaheed, what do you think? Terrorist: Oh, no problem, not with global jihad! [ CAIR Spokesman laughs continuously as he approaches the camera ] CAIR Spokesman: Global jihad, for the greatest ideology you ever exploded! Posted by: Zenster 2007-05-04 |
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