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Hamas accuses the security services of opening fire on its supporters in Gaza
The following segment sponsored by Bulletproof Shoes R' Us of Gaza City. Stop in and see us soon. You'll be glad you did... Gaza - Ma'an - Hamas has accused a "rebellious group from the security services" of deliberately leading a physician, Dr. Fayiz Barawi, to a security base where he was then shot at in the feet before the shooters then fled the scene. Just so's youze know dat we're serious, doc, ya unnerstan? No, I don't. Dat's okay. Netha duz we. But Mahmoud sez ya takes one in da feet, so ya takes one in the feet. Hamas added in a statement which Ma'an received that, at the same time, fire was opened towards a group of Palestinians in the Tal Al Hawa neighbourhood of Gaza City, and several were injured, including the son of Dr Hamdan Soufi, who is known to be affiliated with Hamas and teaches in the Islamic University of Gaza. Nah, we really didn't mean to shoot him in particular. We woulda been satisfied shootin anybody. Dat just turned out to be a nice bonus... In the first instance, Dr. Fayiz Barawi, who works at Kamal Adwan Hospital in Beit Lahiya, was led to a security base known as 'Ansar' before the "rebellious group from the security services" shot 4 bullets at his feet and then ran away. Hey, doc. I got this boil on my ass that looks like Allah. Can you take a look at it? HAHAHA, doc! I lied!! Dance, you Hamas lovin bastid!!! Hamas condemned the shooting incidents saying: "That was cowardly conduct which affirms that we will not tolerate the corrupted ones for much longer. Giving priority to unity and repairing the ruptures will not prevent us from pursuing the collaborators and striking them with an iron fist." Looks like someone knows where KCNA is on the web... Hamas called on the Fatah movement to avoid protecting the unnamed perpetrators of these shooting incidents. ...and tomorrow, change a few names, reverse Hamas and security services, and Maan can run the same story. Posted by: tu3031 2007-06-08 |
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