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PA preventive security elements organize provocative march against Hamas
Scores of elements affiliated with the Palestinian Authority’s preventive security apparatus organized a provocative march in the Gaza streets on Monday night chanting against the Islamic Resistance Movement, Hamas.
Chanting? Oh, horrors!
The march grouping around 500 security elements in plain clothes was organized in the Shati refugee camp as Zionist F-16 warplanes were flying over the Gaza Strip. About 100 armed men were at the forefront of the march some of whom were masked and started reiterating slogans against the Hamas Movement and its leaders.
"Yassin is a wussie!... Rantissi is a sissy!... Meshaal's momma is so-o-o-o-o ugly..."
Participants hailed their apparatus and its former chief Mohammed Dahlan, minister of internal security in the resigned PA government, and hoisted ten big Fatah banners.
"We're number one! We're number one!"
The march was void of any photo for PA chief Yasser Arafat.
"Boo! Yasser!"
The armed men fired in the air using light and heavy machineguns in the process and claimed that Hamas was employing mosques to ignite civil strife. An eyewitness said that one of the armed men was injured by mistake as a result of the intensified firing in the air.
"Boom-a-lakka! Boom-a-lakka! Yay, team... Ow! Where'd that come from?... Uhhh... One of you cheerleaders got a tourniquet?"

Posted by: Fred Pruitt 2003-09-25
http://www.rantburg.com/poparticle.php?ID=19067