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Hamas discovers sex tapes of Fatah members used as blackmail by the security forces
Hey, big boy, is that a mysterious object in your pants, or are you just glad to see me? Bethlehem Maan The Israeli newspaper, Maariv, reported on Wednesday that Hamas discovered videotapes during the seizure of power in the Gaza Strip that reveal the corruption of the security forces and the sexual deviancy of several Fatah leaders. Oh! Achmed! That goat is hot!!! Maariv reported that Hamas members discovered dozens of recorded sexual encounters of leading figures, which were being used by the security forces as blackmail. According to Maariv, Fatah ordered the videotapes to be destroyed so they did not fall into the hands of Hamas. So what'll it be tonight, Achmed? "Weekend at Mo Dahlan's"? Nah, we saw that last night... Hamas said the videotapes involve several Fatah ministers and prominent leaders. Maariv added that many of the tapes remain in the hands of Hamas. Really? I'da figured they'd want to keep their hands free. At least one of them... Maariv said that the videotapes show several Fatah leaders committing infidelity. Is it infidelity if it involves barnyard animals? The videotapes were recorded in several locations including offices, hotels, hospitals and houses. The purpose of the recordings was to recruit agents and collaborators and blackmail Fatah officials. I wonder if they had those thumpy, heavy bass soundtracks? The paper added that some of the videotapes were recordings of Hamas leaders, one of whom was forced to collaborate with Fatah against Hamas. The tape showed him cheating on his wife. Ewwwwww...I hope it wasn't Warty Nose. Maariv added that some of the women who appeared in the tapes were imported prostitutes. Maarivs reporter said that he had seen one of the tapes which was recorded in a hospital and involved a doctor with a girl. The reporter said that this type of blackmail is very common. A doctor and a girl? Ain't that original. No pizza delivery guys in Gaza? No TV repairmen? Maarivs reporter concluded that Hamas are very satisfied by their discovery, which they intend to use to blackmail the Fatah figures recorded on the tapes. Very satisfied? Just don't get them too sticky, guys... Posted by: tu3031 2007-06-27 |
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