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Keith Oldermann Fisks Larry Johnson!
Satire alert!
Interviewing Larry Johnson, one-time and now ex-security consultant to CIA

KO: Larry, this Glasgow airport attack-

LJ: oh, don’t jump to conclusions, Keith! We don’t know this is connected to Islam-

KO: WHAT? A car full of liquid gasoline, tanks of butane and nails?

LJ: a disgruntled-

KO: DRIVEN into the airport main entrance?

LJ: Well, like-

KO: Where he POURS gas on himself and ENJOYS BURNING HIMSELF?

LJ: You see, Keith-

KO: Shouting “Allah’u’Ackbar!” while a brave bystander punched him in the face and the police wrestled him to the ground?

LJ: See, Islam is a religion of peace-

KO: …and pulled a suicide vest off him?

LJ: I admit there are a few circumstantial connections-

KO: A few? A FEW? Mr Johnson, what will it take for you to allow yourself to ACCEPT the conscious, rational connection between THIS ATTACK and the Global Jihad?

LJ: uhmm….

KO: Sir?

LJ: I’m thinking…

KO: Well, THAT’s a pleasant change!
(Signoff)
Posted by: twobyfour 2007-07-01
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